Inaccurate Histories: Conspiracy!

It has been well documented that professor Noah Ideas of North Dewsbury University is a well respected academic in his house, since getting his doctorate from the "Kentucky School of Furtherer Educashin PO Box 366", the best £20 he ever spent. He has been tirelessly searching the internet to prove just how wrong long-held historical information is. But he has now come to realise that he has become a danger to the academics who make a living from study and enquiry and proof. Doctor Noah says, “These guys have spent a life time travelling and studying, but it never once crossed their minds to check out their facts on the internet! With the evidence I have managed to put together in the past using hearsay, guessing and the internet, this has now made me a target for their jealousy”.

But the Professor has now come across something so shocking he is requesting help from ordinary people who haven't bought a doctorate. The Professor explains, “It has been brought to my attention that the so-called academics have managed to create a cover-up so great, that they have managed to wipe out a large and important part of world history”.

The Professor was told a story, possibly in the pub, or he heard it on a bus, or he dreamt it, he can't be sure where it came from just now. But the most shocking thing is that there is no reference anywhere to it on the internet! Not one word about it, nothing, zilch! This has to be a government cover-up!

In 1963, in the town of Batley there was a councillor called Jack Freeman or JF to his friends. He sat on the council, making decisions that would change the town for ever. Then one day he rocked the world of politics by announcing that the council should charge its citizens for parking their cars in the town centre. This, in 1963, was a bold move and, said the Professor, “would send shock waves through the world of politics!”

His rivals decided that they had had enough of Jack's radical ideas and would finish his career off once and for all!

It was well known that Jack was having an illicit affair with one Kay Brook, who had been miss Cleckheaton, 1948. One evening JF and Kay were in the local curry house, owned by an Indian gentleman and his Yorkshire wife: it was called 'The Dahl Lass'. While they gave each other meaningful looks over a plate of lamb vindaloo, they didn't realise the photographer from the Dewsbury Advertiser was just across the road in a bar called Knolls. The bar was famous for low lifes to drink in, but the owner was a well known police informer and the bar was known locally as 'Grassy' Knolls.

The photographer, one Lee Harvey, waited until he had a perfect shot with his camera, then took aim. The resulting photo took JF and Kay out of the political scene, and brought great shame to the once great town of Batley, turning it into a back water that no one visits anymore.

The Professor said that he cannot find anything that's remotely linked to this event. He has tried everything on the internet to see if there's the slightest of clues. He has even tried different spellings such as, JFK. Dallas, Grassy Knoll, 1963. But he said as yet there's nothing there linked to any of these things! This has to be the mother of all cover-ups.

The Professor also adds, “I think the so-called academics are scared that I may have found out their little secret of the 'Batley cover-up'. But if anyone has any further cover ups that they would like me to expose please let me know through this blog.”

The Professor thinks that he is in danger for his life because he has also uncovered other information that will rock the world of history. Christopher Columbus didn't discover America! “There were already people living there”, said the Professor.

“They were called Native Americans, but used to be known as Red Indians, though they were neither red, nor Indians. The Professor says that cowboys all had speech impediments and called the locals 'injuns' He is not sure why, but he doesn't think it was political or correct to do so!