Trump
has been accused of many things, which I personally wouldn't argue
against. They may or may not be true, but he seems capable of all the
accusations. When he and his team argued about the size of the crowd
at his inauguration he dismissed claims that the crowd were only a
fraction of the crowd that turned up for Obama by saying he had
alternative facts!
History,
it is said, is written by the victors. This of course is true, which
makes history interesting. The reason it makes it interesting is
because it takes a lot of detective work to find out certain things,
but even then you cannot call them facts. Only full physical proof can make a claim a fact. Take our car park King, Ricky 3; he was
claimed to be a hunchback by one William Shakespeare, and paintings of
him also had him as a hunchback, though they were shown to have been
altered. When his skeleton was discovered in a car park in Leicester
it was found that he did have a twisted spine, but he would have
appeared quite normal with his clothes on, and there was no sign of a
hump. So after hundreds of years we can now say that Richard the
third was not a hunchback, fact!, And that is yet more proof that
history is written by the victors.
So for
the benefit of Trumpton, let me explain: you can have a lie, an
opinion, and a fact, that's it. If it didn't happen, to say it did is a
lie. If it did happen but you can have an opinion on why and how it
happened, it happened - that's it! You cannot have an alternative
fact. A fact is a fact: that's it. An alternative fact is called a
lie. Just what was the country doing voting in this man, who has
nothing but his own self-interest at heart? Why do you think he got
out of the car to talk to the crowds on Friday? Was it his love of
the people or the fact he chose to get out of the car right outside
the Trump building with the world's press on him.
As for
women protesting against him because of his views on women, why didn't
they do that when he was running for presidency? Why don't they march
against the world's religions, because of their views on women and
their treatment of women? Why didn't they vote for the woman that was
running for president? 52% of women voted for him! It has become
fashionable to protest against the great combover but, as with Brexit,
don't bang on about democracy then start screaming that you want a
recount when the vote goes against you. Fight to be heard before the
vote!
Fake
news is not a modern invention. We have always had it. Why do you
think we went into the Gulf war? Do you think Boris the bully really
stood aside after the Brexit vote for the good of the country, or
could it be he expects Theresa May (or may not) will be pilloried
when we leave the EU, and then he can step in like an arse in shining
armour. We have been, and always will be, fed a diet of crap when it
comes to politics. The truth is there are always someone's interests
to look out for, but you can guarantee they will not be yours!
But
there is some fake news that I enjoy. I do like harmless pranks played
on the press and public. The broadcaster Stuart Maconie, while
working for the music paper the NME, once wrote a page giving odd
facts about certain bits of the industry. For a laugh one day he wrote
that Bob Holness, the presenter of the popular children's show, Block
Buster, was the saxophonist on Gerry Rafferty's classic song, Baker
Street.
For
some reason this snippet of fake news caught the imagination of the
public, who chose to believe it without question. Rafferty himself once
said that he was called a liar by a man in a bar who had told him
this piece of Maconie propaganda. Rafferty told him it was an urban
myth, only for the man to denounce him as a fool. But who's to say
that even this story is true?