My wife
has left me a note this morning before she went to work. This is a
common thing with her. If she is working and I have a day off, I
usually have a list of jobs given to me to do. I think that after
over thirty years of marriage she would have realised by now that I
usually ignore such requests unless they really are of the utmost
importance!
This
morning I received a shopping list. This list was not for important
provisions to see us through the next few days, but for facial
creams! I hasten to add that the creams are not for me, as a full
hijab is the only way to improve my looks! The new wonder cream she
has asked me to buy has been recommended by 87% of the women that
tried it (survey of 56 women?) Now, I have to own up and say that
maths was never my strong point but surely a survey should be taken
with as many participants as possible? Or (now I'm not claiming this
to be true, but) could they have surveyed thousands of women who they
no doubt told of the miracle qualities of they cream? Then when the
results came back as only 9% liked it, could they have reduced the
figures to the demographic that showed most interest? Thus giving the
87% reading. Surely they wouldn't be so unscrupulous. I bet even the
women that didn't like it in the tests buy it now, thinking it new and
improved. Ask any credible dermatologist and they will tell you that
the cheapest creams are just as good as the most expensive, the tried
and tested Vaseline (other brands available) is as good as any and
has many other uses which we won't go into just now! My wife pays £6.99 for
this cream. Her friend bought the exact same cream from a shop for
£192! Any credible dermatologist will tell you that NO creams will
make you look younger!
Humans
love spurious claims. They always have. If you can't explain it, then
give it a supernatural reason, that will do! But now we seem to have
adopted this ideology for our politics. Look at the recent
referendum. Both sides made spurious claims about what will happen if
we leave the EU. None of them could be backed up, because no one has
ever left the EU before. Although it is safe to say that remaining in
the EU will result in a movement that will become so big it will be
impossible for it to be effective, The more economically powerful
countries will prosper and the weaker countries will become even
weaker, which has already started to happen. The spurious claims
that were made at the time were easy enough to check out, but people
didn't want to, they wanted to believe them to back their gut
reactions. This is not a good way of living, people!
Now we
have people who bang on about democracy and the rights of the people
who didn't want to leave the EU. Well as far as I understand it,
democracy means that people have a right and a voice to vote for what
they believe, they then abide by the decision of the majority vote.
So saying we should have more referendums until they get the result
they want is just so stupid. This seems to be the problem with the
Labour party at the moment. Corbyn has been elected as the leader by
the overwhelming majority of the party. Because the Blairites who
still infect the party don't like this they have done their utmost to
bring him down. He is doing the right thing to stay until the
electorate says go!
My
problem with him is he is like so many men I knew when I was a
teenager, they say the right things, attend the rallies, back all
minorities and do bugger all! Give us the beef Jeremy, what are
Labour going to do if the right wing press ever give you enough
coverage to get into power? What are your policies for the economy
and for the improvement of the communities that have been long
forgotten in this country? What are your plans to increase trade not
only in Europe but around the world? How are you going to give people
meaningful employment with proper contracts? I'm not interested in
who did what to who years ago I want to know who's going to do what
many years from now!
Talking
of spurious claims over in the land of Trump-ton we have the same
problem. America has fallen for the rhetoric of Donald J Trump,
Homer Simpson's less educated brother! Trump has spouted some very
worrying bile over his campaign if you could call it that. He claims
he will make America great again? Great as in when? During the time they,
like us here in Britain, had slaves? Or when it was so great during
the time of the great depression of the 'Thirties when people lost
their land, livelihoods, and eventually their lives! What about when
they were at their most prosperous in the fifties, when they still
had apartheid. Or the civil unrest of the sixties, depression of the
seventies.
Or is he talking about, as I suspect, the eighties when the
rich, such as his family, became more obscenely rich and created a
massive chasm between the rich and the poor! Is that his idea of
being great? He claims that they are to build a wall between America
and Mexico and make Mexico pay for it. He said they don't want the
Mexicans coming to America, then listed a series of traits which
usually only apply to bankers. He doesn't want undesirables in
America. He only wants good honest Nazis that the Americans gave
asylum to after the war to work on their space program. He only wants
to welcome the Saudi royal family to visit America, even though their
human rights are just as appalling as any other middle eastern
dictatorship! Again lots of spurious claims with nothing to back them
up! He hasn't said anything about how he is going to change things
for ordinary Americans. But like all voters the world over, the people
are fed up with the system the way it is!
We also
have the terrible murders in France and Germany this week. We don't
really know as yet whether they were terrorist-linked but it makes no
difference as the cavemen will claim they were their soldiers that
carried out the murders of innocent people. Again we have people
believing spurious claims. ALL RELIGIONS are based on spurious
claims. If you don't agree then prove me wrong, show me your
evidence? I don't want to see your religious books, as this will only
force me to become childish and show you a copy of the Lord Of The
Rings to prove the existence of Hobbits!
Show me ANY evidence of a God
especially a personal God that listens and acts upon your prayers. I
don't want random anecdotal evidence about the time your auntie
prayed that your uncle's cancer would go away and it did. I can prove
to you that millions of people have prayed for their small children's
cancers would go away and were ignored. These spurious claims made by
people who give themselves grandiose titles such as his holiness (just what
does that mean?) only profit from your devotion. It has been this way
for thousands of years. They, like the politicians now, use our lack
of understanding and fear against us!
In the
past disaffected youths turned to drink and drugs, and they marched and
tried to change the system. Now they seem to be turning to the
cavemen and their spurious claims. They no longer turn to drink and
drugs, they turn to guns and take away innocent lives. They take the
lives of people just like them, people who can't make any sense of what is
happening in the world, but unlike them they want to make a peaceful
world for us all to live in!
Finally
I'm curious to know why the banker caught boarding a plane in America
this week after being part of a two BILLION pound scam to bring down
the pound has not had much news coverage. We all knew the vultures
would move in on the markets and the currency when the result of the
referendum was announced but these guys bought up as much as possible
trying to make the pound worthless (they can safely leave that to the government).
They intended then, later, to sell it, when of course as we all know things
will settle down and when deals are made the pound will rise and the
low life bankers win again! Why has his family not been asked to
apologise for his behaviour as this seems to be what increasingly happens to
ordinary people when a member of their family does something
appalling like claiming extra benefits! I don't condone anyone
claiming extra benefits by the way, but as we have a knee jerk reaction to
ban things which tend to only affect the innocent this also goes for
benefit fraud. A few do it so the majority suffer!
People
are quick to hold all Muslims accountable for the behaviour of a few. Why don't we hold all bankers accountable for this greedy bastard's
behaviour? Why are we not trying him for treason? I have heard how we
are going to try young Muslims that were unfortunate enough to
believe the spurious claims of the cavemen and go to Syria to fight
for treason. Well this man tried to bring down the whole country so
he could make money - surely that's treasonous? To make your country a
less secure place to live because of your actions is surely the same
as selling off government secrets. Though now all you have to do is
sit on a London bus and a civil servant will have no doubt left a
dossier on a seat there for you to pick up!
The
world is a changing place, of that there is no doubt. Whether this
change is for the better only history will tell. For me here in my
secure little bubble, politics has become exciting again, we have a
true left wing opposition and the ghost of Thatcher has reappeared in
number ten! We have become too dependant on banks: they dominate our
lives. The use of cash is becoming less each day as the banks put a
strangle hold on our way of life. The world will change, of that there
is no denying, but lets hope it's for the better.
Now I
must go and bow to the spurious claims of the marketing department of
a cosmetic company and buy some facial cream at an over-inflated
price, but if it makes my wife feel happier about her appearance then
who am I to complain. The truth is that she already looks much
younger than her years without the use of the cream.