There is some
primeval fear that we humans have about beasts that hide in the dark.
It is easy to see where the fear came from in days gone by. In past
times we, too, were part of a menu for something!
All we had to go
on in those days were the terrible stories of how a hideous beast ran
rampant through the camp, killing and maiming until it took off some
hapless victim! We were all enthralled and horrified on equal
measures when these stories were told around the camp fires.
We now know about
animals in the wild and we know what is a danger to us (here in
Britain this is virtually nothing!) But we still like to believe in
the monsters that lurk in the dark, from vampires to yetis.
When we are
children the world is a big scary place where monsters hide
everywhere, just waiting to jump out at you. Some live under the bed,
some in wardrobes. For me it was at the top of the stairs and in the
cellar! If I'm honest I still don't like going into cellars, but I no
longer have a problem with the top of the stairs. I think the fear of
monsters in children is a healthy thing, it helps with their
imagination and development and it keeps them away from danger (the
bogeyman will get you!)
But there are also
monsters in real life too; many people who still live by and from
large rivers around the world know of some of the strange things that
lurk under the water waiting for some poor unsuspecting fisherman.
The TV programme, 'River Monsters' shows some of these fish, and I, for
one, wouldn't be happy taking a bath in any river where they swam.
Although in the Amazon there is a tiny fish that waits for you to
urinate while you are standing in the water; it then follows the scent of the
urine and swims up the urethra and releases its barbs so it
can't be pulled back out! I thought this was an urban myth until
recently, but it unfortunately seems to be true! I think I would
rather be eaten by a shark!
I have written
before about vampires and werewolves etc., so you can read previous
blogs about them. But what about yetis? Well, it seems that they too
are real! They are not large men type creatures but something just as
amazing; they are bears, polar bears! Well, they are polar bears that
have mated with brown bears. This is known to happen where the sea
meets woodland, but they are related to the first type of bears: in
fact their DNA, when tested, shows a match not with modern bears but with bears long thought to be extinct.
The footprints
that have been found are those of a bear where they have "double
footed", that is where the back foot lands in the print the front foot
made. This for me is all very fascinating, I do love a good monster
hunt!
When I was a young
boy I had (and still have) a fascination for reptiles; snakes are my real
love. I have kept many types of snakes over the years but, alas, my
wife is terrified of these beautiful creatures, so, with the exception
of one garter snake, I no longer keep them.
Once, a local
farmer, fed up with people walking through his fields and ruining his
crops put up a notice in the field saying, BEWARE POISIONOUS SNAKES
IN THIS FIELD. KEEP OUT!
This, he was sure,
would keep away any unwanted feet from trampling all over his fields.
But as a ten year old boy, when I saw the notice, it read to me as,
WOW! THERE'S SNAKES IN THIS FIELD! YOU MUST COME IN AND HUNT FOR
THEM! AND BRING AS MANY FRIENDS AS YOU CAN FIND IF THEY DARE COME
ALONG! Needless to say that the whole field was over run with young
lads snake hunting!
We also have the
Loch Ness Monster here in Britain (Scotland). But it obviously
doesn't exist. As with most of these myths, there's a brief mention of
something hundreds of years ago, then nothing, until some idiot turns
up with a dodgy photo, then the beast is seen all the time. There are
people with sonar patrolling the loch day and night but they haven't
seen anything yet. There was the photo where they thought they had
seen a dinosaur-type creature, but it turned out to be a log! Think
about it - if there was something there, it would live at extreme depths, so
it couldn't swim to the surface for a look around, as the change in pressure
would kill it. Also there would have to be more than one of them for the
sightings to keep on coming. And what about when they die - why don't
they float to the surface?
There are though
giant squid in the oceans though, that have attacked submarines. Many
times when subs are taken into dry dock for repairs there are gouge
marks on them that match up to those of the the beaks of a squid. Giant squid have also been trawled up, and washed up on beaches.
There have also
been sightings of a beast that lives on Bodmin moor, which they think might be a jaguar. This could be true as there are lots of idiots who
get "exotic" pets to show off to their friends only to find that the cuddly
little kittens and puppies turn out to grow into big killing
machines. So they either shoot them or release them; this could
explain the sightings. But all the sheep that have been killed by an
unknown beast in the area have been killed by dogs. The way a cat
slaughters and a dogs slaughters are easy to distinguish if you know
about these things (so I'm told).
But there are
still real monsters in the world, nevertheless, and the ones you must fear the most
wear suits! They walk among you, pretending to have your interests at
heart, only to wreak havoc on your lives. They may own your finances,
energy and ultimately your freedom! You, to them are just a statistic
a number on a screen to be manipulated into profit. Keep away from
these monsters at all costs!